The one who lost her college baby weight, not that she was ever in any way even remotely pudgy, and now looks like a skinny Barbie doll, who spent the past few weeks posting status updates from the Paris fashion shows and reviewing the clothes of designers including Gaultier and Chanel.
Um, I could give a kick-ass review of Old Navy yoga pants and the current selections of the Merona line at Target. Look for my updates from there. And yes, it was a sobering day when I realized that in the Target world, I am quite decidedly not a Mossimo or a Converse One customer. Merona is my section. It was more defining and shocking than the day my OB gave me a scrip for a mammogram. Welcome to "maturity," Mama.
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Been there. Old Navy, Merona, yoga pants, and mammogram. And whoever that person is, she's my age too. Grrr. xox
They say I am a Merona, too. But I say NO! Rage against the dying of the light! I sneak over to the Mossimo and Xhileration and buy something in XXL.
this post made me smile. Growing up sort of sucks.
Oh this made me laugh. I once wondered when I went from Ann Taylor to the Target sale rack.
And paris fashion week? psht...got nothing on motherhood merona wear. I mean did she get to come home to snot nosed kids skipping to see her? I think not.
Hilarious. I have spent the past few weeks thinking, "what does she DO?!??"
oof. I think if I had her as a facebook friend I would have to block her just to keep my sanity. And I haven't been shopping at all since giving birth to evangeline...I keep wearing the same two pairs of jeans and the same tops over and over and over again...
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